What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:55
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III